School Pictures

So today is picture day. This is how our morning went.

Jackson:
Me: "Jacks, can you get dressed and comb your hair?"
Jackson: "Yep"


Aspen:
Me: "Aspen, get dressed and come let me do your hair."
Aspen (now in her underwear): "Mom, do you think this white shirt looks better than the other white one?"
Me: "They both look great. Pick one and come on."
Aspen (still in her underwear): "I'm wearing my pink sandals today not my Skechers."
Me: "Fine, get dressed and come here."
Aspen (STILL in her underwear): "Mom, can you loosen my skirt a little for me?"
Me: "Okay. Hurry. We're running late."
Aspen (now in a skirt but no shirt): "This shirt bugs me."
Me: "Fine- wear the other one. But hurry."
Aspen (finally dressed): "Mom, do you think this jacket looks better unbuttoned or buttoned?"
Me: "I like it buttoned."
Aspen: "Okay, I'm wearing it unbuttoned."
Me: "Let's do your hair."
Aspen: "I want to do my own hair. I know how I like it."
Me: "Okay, but on picture day, mommy gets to help."
Aspen: "You can straigten it a little for me."
Me: "And I'm curling your bangs."
Aspen: "I don't like when you curl my bangs."
Me: "Sorry, you don't have a choice today."
Aspen (now completely ready... finally): "Mom, does this smile look good for a picture?" (Obviously grinning at me)
Me: "That's a perfect smile! Do it just like that."
Aspen: "I need a little more hairspray on my hair."
Me: "No. You have enough. Hurry and go eat breakfast."